Showing posts with label He Who Shall Not Be named. Show all posts
Showing posts with label He Who Shall Not Be named. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Weekday Musings :: May 4-8, 2009

• When someone tells you they have fleas, you immediately get itchy and rethink future visits. I have other friends with spare rooms, thanks!
• Trying to decide whether to obsess over my lawn or the ant armies circling the perimeter
• Horoscope says: In your home, try to impose discipline, otherwise you'll be the first to regret your free-and-easy attitude. Mwahhhaaahahhaaa. Look out O. No more Mrs. Nice Guy! Sure. Just one more cookie.
• Just knew the neighbours would make their way over to 'chat' once they saw my cute blonde handy-man working on my front steps and not He Who Shall Not Be Named.
• Was at grocery store looking at fish oil trying to remember what I read and why I had added it to my shopping list... It helps ADD and memory. Must remember to put back on list.
• Hey, if you don't want your ex, I probably don't either. Thanks for the thought though.
• Giving a 20 mo. old a sucker and then forgetting he has it as he walks around leaving sticky gobs of drool everywhere is uh, not so smart.