O (Mr6): I just pretended to be sick yesterday cause I wanted to go home.
-Hmmm. You may regret telling me that!
E (Mr3)-My tummy says it don't want a carrot, it wants a cookie!
O to E: I know Santa Claus' first name! Nick!
O-How does Superman hide that big cape in his pants? Why is he wearing red girl boots?
O-Arnold the clown started this place, right mommy?
-Um, that would be Ronald.
-Hey, Mr Messy, clean up your toys.
E-I'm not Mr. Messy! I'm Emmett!
O-I'm not going to high school!
I want to get a job!
At the grocery store!
Because I like apples!
O- What was it like in the 70s?
-Um, that's when Mommy was a little girl!
I know! That's why I'm asking. Lots of farms??
Panicking child in the bathroom... quick thinking Mom remembers the blue pancake consumption the last few days!
E-What da heck!? Dats cool!
O-Did you know ladies really like chocolate? you're a lady, you like it. You wouldn't be a lady if you didn't like it!
O-(BDay boy)-Happy Birthday to me , I'm a hundred and three, I still go to preschool and I miss my Mommy. My Mommy's at work, she fired a jerk, she hired a monkey to do my homework.
O, after taking a bite of his drumstick: that tastes like a dog's butt cheek!
Mr5 wants an iPhone, Mr3 wants an "iPop Touch phone"from Santa.