Friday, August 28, 2009
Out of the mouth of a 4-year-old
O--This is the best dinner ever. I love handburgers.
Um no, they're actually called HAMburgers.
O--They're called handburgers cause you eat them with your hands.
Favourite 4 yr-old (no you're not having any more liquids) quote of the night... "But I'm soooooooo thirsty! I can't make spit!"
Eating Salsa: It feels like my eyeballs are on fire!
O--I'm gonna take my pants off and put them on my head!
I hear this daily.
Me: Are you purposely trying to drive me crazy today?
O-- You have hair on your arms. You need Smoothaway.
Wha? www.getsmoothaway.com Ooooh. No more Teletoon Retro with commericals!
O--I'm pretending my penis is a guitar.
That's uh, awesome.