Friday, March 12, 2010
Out of the mouth of a 5-year-old
Things you shouldn't have to say to a 5 year old:
-Don't wipe you hands on your brother!
-Get your bum out of his face!
-Take that pillow off his head!
-You brother does not seem to like being called Emily!
-Do not sit on him!
O--This tastes like chocolate but better
-Your chicken noodle soup?
O--I just did a triple flip out of bed. I know how to do that you know
Just found my notes from after Christmas (a little late):
O--I think I want to be an elf when I grow up. Seems like a good job
O--Santa was my favourite character from Christmas
Best (Mama is allowed) lie of 2010 (so far).
Yes, the brown Cheerios are chocolate! (Multigrain)
O--Pretzels taste like wood
-Well don't eat them then
O--But I like wood
O standing beside my bed, 7am: Get out of bed, chop chop!
Referring to dinner:
O--This is actually really good
Translation: It's usually crap
O--I want slippers that are flip flips. I want flippers!
O--Can I have 5 cookies cause I'm 5? I know what you're going to say. Yes!
O--You're silly and that's why I like you